Dinner Guest

Dinner guest:
President Obama
Barbra Walters
Homer (Dad)
Damian (Son)
Joni
Dr. Harris

Me: Hello all, that's for making it to my Dinner Party. We have drinks and appetizers, the food will be ready shortly.
Obama: I just want to say thanks for having me over for dinner and I appreciate your vote.
Damian: I voted for John McCain.
Walters: Well Little boy I'm glad you took an interest in politics.
Homer: President Obama what are you gonna do for the weekend? Do you want to go fishing?
Joni: Wow, President Obama and Barbara Walters and Dr. Harris here having dinner with us I'm speechless.
Dr. Harris: Joni I would have dinner with you anytime.

Me: I came up with a great idea to have a dinner theme. So we could have great conversation.
Homer: Miha I told you that was not a good idea we can talk about what ever President Obama wants to talk about.
Damian: I want to talk about they white house, your new dog, the new playground you bought for Mia and Sasha and...
Obama: Damian you can come over anytime you want.
Joni: Can I come too?
Dr. Harris: Me too?
Walters: The white house is just another house. All those places start looking the same after a while.

Walters: I just want to say I hope we are not having meat for dinner I'm a vegetarian.
Me: I better go check the menu.
Damian: I love meat it's the best.
Homer: Mrs. Walters if you don't like the food then you can just leave it there on the plate and we will give it to the dog.
Obama: That's a great idea...I'm glad your not just throwing the food away, there are starving people all over the world
Joni: Yeah...so don't be picky
Dr. Harris: All she said was she was a vegetarian.

Damian: President Obama can you come visit my school?
Walters: Damian that would be a great idea. I could do a whole show on the View about that.
Obama: Let me check my schedule.
Joni: My schedule is open
Dr. Harris: Is the food ready yet? I hope there is chocolate for dessert.
Homer: I'm really serious about the Fishing trip President Obama.
Me: Dinner is served.